Acronyms And Abbreviations Of Edmw

EDMWers uses alot of acronyms and abbreviations in the forum. This is likely due to avoiding the direct use of profanities which can lead to moderators to have the thread deleted.

Many of the abbreviations are short-forms of the Hokkien language, as with most vulgar phrases that are spoken in Singapore.

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A

ASGM

"Ai Sio Gan Mai" in Hokkien
Translated loosely as a word to initiate the act or an invitation to sexual intercourse and copulation.

B

BTSS

"Bian Tai Shu Shu" in Hokkien
Literally translated as a 'perverted uncle' or used to describe an overaged 21+ year old juvenile who has a nack for perverted thoughts

C

CB

"Chee Bye" in Hokkien
A word to describe the private part of a female.

CCB

"Chao Chee Bye" in Hokkien
Smelly Virgina.

Cheesepie

A euphemism for "Chee bye"
Trivial- It is actually the proper name for cheesecake as the latter does not have layers, icing, frosting and isn't cakelike in texture — it consists of only crust and filling.

Chiu

(corrupted spelling for) You
EDMW's term for a 2nd-party referral of 'you'. Part of the EDMW language.

D

Diam Diam

"Keep Quiet" in Hokkien, a milder form of "STFU".
Can be used in jest or part of an angry post or flame depending on the context of the message.

G

GPGT

Got Picture Got Talk
This word is used frequently as a one liner reply when a forum member claims that he/she had witnessed an incident or saw a person with accompanying pictorial evidence to back his/her claim.

GVGT

Got Video Got Talk
This word is used frequently as a one liner reply when a forum member claims that he/she had witnessed an incident or saw a person with accompanying Video recording evidence. A bonus to the standard pictorial evidence claim.

I

Ish

Ish
is

K

KKJ

KKJ = Ku Ku Jiao
See Nan Jiao

KNN

"Kan Nin Na" In Hokkien.
Translated loosely as "Fuck your mother" (Short form for KNNB)

KNNB

"Kan Nin Na Bu" In Hokkien
Translated loosely as "Fuck your mother"

KNNBAPCB

"Kan Nin Na Bu Ah Pua Chee Bye" in Hokkien
Translated it means "F u c k your mother's broken virgina" (Requires Verification)

L

LJ

"Lan Jiao" in Hokkien.
A word to describe the penis of a male.

M

MKLGHLG

"Mai ka li gong hor li gian" in Hokkien.
Don't tell you in order to make you yearn for the answer more.

Moi

Moi
me / mine / my

N

Nan Jiao

A corrupted spelling of "Lan Jiao" in Hokkien. Literally translated "Man Bird"
A word to describe the penis of a male.

Neh Neh

Neh Neh
Boobies, or Breasts. Hokkien iteration of the female mammary glands on her chest.

NMNHNLM

No Money No Honey Nobody Loves Me
Most often used by single EDMW-ers. Is always followed by a :( smiley.

NNB

"Nin Na Bu"
in Hokkien "Your Mother" which in actual translation to English translates loosely to "Screw Your Mom"

Notch

(corrupted spelling for) Not
Part of EDMW language

NPNT

No Picture No Talk
This is used when a forum member claims that he/she witnessed an incident or saw a person but without providing pictorial evidence, which also has claimed to be the number one rule in EDMW forum.

O

OMFG

Oh My Fucking God
An Exclamation

OMFGBBQPWND

Oh My Fucking God, Barbecued P3wned
An exclamation 1 level up from the above. The word 'P3wned' comes from a gaming lingo which arose from a scenario of someone on the receiving end of an instant death shot by someone weaker despite holding the appearance of being the bigger adversary. The entire exclamation phrase is uttered when someone shot his/her own foot thoroughly either through his/her usual actions, post, threads or choice of words.

P

Prawn

(corrupted spelling for) Pornography
EDMW's term for sexual explicit media.

PCC

Usually mistaken to be "Play Chinese Chess", it actually means "Pa Chew Cheng" in Hokkien.
Translated it means to masturbate, which also means sexually pleasing one self.

Pruss Wan

(corrupted spelling for) Plus One
used in response to incoherent or pointless posts, or when the forum member has little or no interest in the subject matter . Literally means an addition of +1 to the poster's total post count. Part of EDMW language.

R

Raisin

Mole
Mole that grow on Neh Nehs.

S

SIC

Sharing Is Caring
This word is used when a forum member wants someone else to share 'interesting' stuff with everyone, including (but not limited) MP3s, Pornographic pictures and videos.

SMLPJ

"Si Mi Lam Pa Ji?"
Bluntly translated "What testicles?". But what the author is trying to exclaim is "what the fuck?"

SMLJ

"Si Mi Lan Jiao?"
Bluntly translated as "What Penis?". But what the author is trying to exclaim is " WHAT THE FUCK?"

STFU

"Shut The Fuck Up"
Literal meaning. Used in conjunction with an angry post, a flame or a flamebait giving the other party a direct order to simply… Shut Up and stop posting.

T

Transformers

Usually used in referral to either ladyboys, transversites or any female with hormone imbalance problem or a walking fashion disaster making her look like half a man.
The full phrase goes, "Transformers… Lan Jiao bian Cheesepie." (or "Transversites, penis changes to vagina.")

W

WOLS

SLOW spelled in backwards.
Refers to threadstarter's slowness in posting news that has already been previously reported by another fellow forum member days or even weeks before.

WTF

"What The Fuck".
Used in an exclamation context of expressing surprise, shock or in rare cases, extreme joy.
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