Apart from the acronyms and abbreviations, some EDMWers uses EDMW language for thread titles and replies.
Sentence structure is also overly simplified than standard English.
Chiu and ish
I ish wans to dies o'reallies. Chiu ish dies o'reallies or I ish wanna up lorry orlaydy
I want to die already. You die already.
I am dying soon. You are going to die.
Chiu is the corrupted spelling of "you".
ish is the corrupted spelling of "is".
Unlike the standard english's "is", ish is used after any pronoun.
eg. I ish … , Chiu ish … , He/She ish …
Prefix of the letter S with words starting with EX
In EDMW, The letter 'S' is often included in front of words that start with 'EX', thus making the words seemingly associated with sex.
Excuse - Sexcuse me Expensive - That is so Sexpensive! Explain - Please Sexplain that Exams - I need to study for my Sexams Examine - We need to Sexamine your blains Exposed - He has been Sexposed!